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Bad Men

by inky on May 20, 2013 at 8:40 am

My wife has REALLY gotten into Mad Men. I like the show, but it drives me a little crazy. While writing this, the reason occurred to me.

I am a Superman fan. I am the rare person that loves the pure hero. I don’t care for the conflicted, damaged, or anti-hero. Don and Co. are all too damaged for me. As soon as I get to liking a character, they do something to make me dislike them. For most people, this is probably the best part of the show.

I understand it makes for good characterization, but it’s not for me. I can’t deal with the duplicity.

Between episodes we’re packing, and getting ready to move. Maybe I’m weird, but I think a empty house is exciting. Houses, by nature, should feel stable. However, when you’re moving the air is electric with potential. Potential for the people leaving and potential for the people coming. I love it.

Back to packing. See you Wednesday.

└ Tags: Flash, Girls, Jerk, Paige, Punched, Surprise, Wife, Zack

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Birthday Suit

by inky on April 19, 2013 at 1:14 pm

Posted In: One-Shot

First, happy birthday Rob.

I don’t know why we have given Flash such a nudist complex, except that nudity is funny. I’m not, nor have I ever been an exhibitionist. I believe in clothes.

In fact, I’m borderline never-nude:

“There are dozens of us.”

I don’t wear cutoffs. However, my socks are always on. For some reason , my sock-wearing drives Rob crazy. He accuses me of being a vampire.

“Once a vampire was discovered, it could be destroyed by cremation, cutting off its head, exposing it to sunlight or by driving a stake through its heart. Other superstitions told that a vampire could be destroyed by touching it with a crucifix, drenching it in holy water and garlic, stealing his left sock, filling it with stones and throwing it in a river, or using a “dhampir”, or a vampire’s child.” — The Encyclopedia Mythica

He is just being crazy. Of course, I’m not a vampire. I can go in the sun and I don’t suck blood. I just like my feet being warm. Is that so wrong?

I’m sure Flash will continue to expose more of himself than necessary. He’ll make up for my conservative clothes-wearing.

└ Tags: Crazy, Gross, Missy, Naked, Paige, Relationship, Surprise

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Wash Boarding

by inky on March 22, 2013 at 5:11 pm

Posted In: One-Shot

Don’t mess with Paige. Seriously, she’ll mess you up.

└ Tags: Edgar, Fighting, Flash, Flirting, Missy, Nerd Rage, Paige, Violent, Wife, Zack

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Conversational Safety

by inky on March 20, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Posted In: One-Shot

No need to tackle a man while he talks to his girlfriend. However, if you must, make sure it’s Rob. He doesn’t know he can just tune her out. He really listens to her. What a fool.